Monday, September 12, 2011

Of mouses and men.


While drinking coffee in the kitchen over all of the work I'd been procrastinating on:

Zachary:  Hey Mommy!

Me: Hey Zacharoony! (back to typing on my computer after smiling at him)


Zachary:  Did you know? I'm so smart, Mom. I really, really am.

Me:  (hands off computer, looking at him) Yes, I did know. You are smart, son.

Zachary:  And you know what?

Me: (still trying to type a little bit) What's that?

Zachary:  I even know what a mice is, Mommy.

Me:  A who?

Zachary:  (dancing like he has to pee) A mice, Mommy. A mice.


Me:  (fully typing because now I have no idea where this is going or how long it will go) Um, okay.

Zachary:  (really doing the pee-pee dance now) Do you know what it is?

Me: Know what what is? (one eye on him, one eye on laptop -- it's a skill,  I tell ya.)

Zachary: Mommy! A mice!

Me:  I'm not sure I know what A mice is. (stop typing and look at this scary pee dance and get serious) Hey. If you need to go potty go potty, son.

Zachary:  (ignores me, now squeezing his crotch and bouncing like Tigger) Mommy! A MICE!  A MICE is when it's a whole, whole bunch of MOUSES! (hands splayed like, "duuuhhh!")

*crickets* (fully have stopped typing)

Zachary: (beaming) Told you I was smart! Oooooohh. Okay, I gotta go peee-peeeeee.

(runs off to go pee, likely will miss the commode and make whole bathroom smell like gas station)

Me:  (yelling out toward the bathroom) Yaaaaassss! You sure are, son!


Wait--am I a horrible mom for telling y'all instead of correcting him? 

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Happy Monday.

3 comments:

  1. i love how much you enjoy your babies, and Lord, they are sweet, and so very smart. As for correcting him, I'd say he has the concept down cold!

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  2. Hehehe! The potty dance! Oh those days are long gone with my son but we do have it on film...hehehe!

    I keep so kind of cleaning wipes in each bathroom, so handy for the hit and miss of visiting nephews now.

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  3. Pee-peeing and plurals- we all struggle with those sometimes.

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