Thursday, August 7, 2014

Random stuff I heard at Grady this week.





"Something smell like incense. Is that you?"

"What? Uhhh, I hope not."

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"Describe your pain to me."

"It feel like when a roach bite you."

"Uuhhhh. . . do roaches. . .uhh. . .bite?"

"DO ROACHES BITE? HELLLLL YEAH A ROACH WILL BITE YO' AZZ!"

"Oh, okay."

(Do roaches bite?)


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"You got little ankles to have such a big butt."

"Um, thanks?"

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"Is there anything more disgusting than a bedpan? You tell me!"

"Uhhh. . ."

"See? I told you."


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"Sir, you need to take your antipsychotic."

"Risperdal is for SISSIES!"

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"Why you standing there looking at me with that stupid look on your face?"

"Ummmm, not sure how to answer that."

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"Percocet is the TRUTH, baby."

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"Awwwww yeah! Black cat, I see you crossing me!"

"Ummm, hello sir. You okay today?"

"Come on over here so I can show you, shuga!"




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"Tha's your real hair?"

"Who me? Is this my real hair?"

"Yeah."

"Uhhh, is it possible to have hair this short that isn't really mine?"

"You ain't never seen the 27-piece weave?"

"The who?"

"Girl, Google it."

(I did.)

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"Hol-laaaaaaa!"

(from a Grady elder to the nurses on the ward while being wheeled out to the discharge waiting area.)

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I love this place.

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Happy Thursday.

7 comments:

  1. I am so mad that you made me google the 27 piece weave. This is a true example of anything is possible. #praisehim lol!

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  2. LOL, now I got "Baby got back" playing in my head ad nauseum, ROTFL!!!!

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  3. Lol at 27 piece weave! It's one of my favorite go to styles. I don't have to cut my hair to rock a short do!

    Derin A.
    www.curveballsandmedschool.com

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  4. ""You got little ankles to have such a big butt."

    "Um, thanks?"

    People say things that I can't imagine saying to other people. I wouldn't disrespect them that much. Where do they get off? I wonder sometimes if I should show contempt for their disrespect. Maybe if there was a consequence they would learn tact.

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