Thursday, April 2, 2015

Bullies and Cool Kids.

*names changed to protect anonymity

"I wish that I could be like the cool kids. 
'Cause all the cool kids they seem to fit in
I wish that I could be like the cool kids
like the cool kids."

~ Echosmith


Medicine can be like middle school at times. Much like seventh grade, it's a combination of development, swagger, and perception. The early bloomers ascend to the top while the others settle wherever they can fit. It isn't always fair, actually. 

Someone deems a person "good" which, in the medical field, is like the equivalent of being considered "cool." Sometimes it's a faculty member or a colleague. Other times it's the nursing staff or junior group of admirers. What happens next isn't too far of a cry from junior high. Opportunities come. Shortcomings are quickly forgiven or even not noticed at all. And if a person is in the cool camp, life is good for the most part. 


In full transparency, I will share that my experience in residency was from the perspective of a person placed squarely in the cool camp. I remember when it happened, too. I was on my very first rotation as an intern and was signing out a late patient to my attending because my co-intern was in clinic. As I reached the end of my oral presentation and marched through the assessment and plan, my attending stopped, cocked his head sideways, and squinted one eye. 

"Remind me of your name again?"

"Kimberly Draper, sir." 

"And Kimberly where did you go to medical school again?"

"I went to Meharry Medical College, sir. In Nashville, Tennessee." 

He jutted out his lower lip and gave me a slow nod. Then gestured for me to carry on with the rest of my plan.  And that was that.

That attending was a key person on the faculty and a program leader. And I could tell that in that little glimmer of a second, he'd sized me up. The rest of our interactions were positive and he always seemed eager to teach me for the remaining time we had together. 

Sure. I worked hard as an intern and took pride in the lessons Meharry had taught me prior to starting residency. But I quickly began to realize that sometimes my lot in trainee life was better because of my position as one of the cool kids. Or rather, the good ones. 

As time marched on, I started to recognize a few other things, too. I started noticing that the cool kids are often privy to some conversations about the not-so-cool kids that aren't so nice. And I guess since I wasn't too cool in middle school, I've always felt a kindred tie to those who haven't been given a golden ticket. For that reason, those mean words always made me uncomfortable. But like any immature person who has found solace in the cool camp, fear of messing up a good thing can be a mighty muzzle. 

This got me thinking about an experience I had in residency. I had a co-intern who'd worked with me in the NICU during our first few months of internship. Sujata (name changed) was this very petite, soft spoken, and nervous young woman of Indian descent. She had a rather thickish accent but mostly it was her apologetic and anxious nature that drew the most attention to her. And that attention wasn't good, either.


Sujata and I were on the same team that month and worked shoulder to shoulder on some very sick infants. In our extensive time together, I rapidly discerned that she'd been completely misunderstood. Not only was Suji highly competent, she was also smarter than anyone else working in the unit that month. That said, when the time came for her to defend her management or answer questions, with a tiny shake of her head she'd disappear into soft, mumbling apologies. It was awful.

Suji became my friend that month. Over that year, she looked out for me, too. Whenever I was on call in a unit or a tough rotation, without fail, she'd slide a tupperware dish into the resident lounge refrigerator with "Kim" written on a piece of masking tape stuck on top. Suji knew how much I loved her authentic South Asian cooking and never missed a chance to allow me to try whatever new recipes she whipped up. I appreciated that.  And mostly I appreciated her. 


One day I was hanging out in the resident lounge waiting for sign out. In walks two "cool kid" senior residents, one of whom had already been chosen to serve as a chief resident the following year. Brent, the rising chief, plops down in a chair and groans loudly. 

"What's all that about?" I laughed.

"It's about the painful night I have ahead of me in the PICU." He plunged his hands into his hair and acted as if he was pulling it out. When I wrinkled my nose and looked puzzled, he clarified it for me. "Dude. Did you see who I'm covering tonight? I'm going to be up all frickin' night."

As soon as he said it, I knew who he was speaking about. He was referring to Suji. 

"Maybe she will be sort of helpful, Brent. You never know. . . she's gotten some more experience over these last few months." That's what the other senior resident said which I would have called him defending Sujata but won't since he was cackling the entire time.

Brent squinted his eyes and stared at his co-resident as if he'd just spoken the most asinine words in the world. "Dude. Did you say helpful? Sujata? Phsssssshhh. That chick is like an accessory nipple, man."

That line caused them both to explode in laughter. The other senior. while gasping to catch his breath, howled out loud. "An accessory nipple? What the hell? I don't even . . .bwah ha ha ha ha. . .wait, man. You gotta clarify on that one." He was already doubled over as he probed on this wicked one-liner partly because anyone who knew Brent knew that his quick-witted humor was unmatched--even when he was being mean. 

"Why an accessory nipple?" I asked, trying to look as genuinely perplexed as possible even though I wasn't. I knew that whatever he was getting at wasn't good. So I suppose this was my milquetoast attempt at a quasi-defense.

Brent propped his clogs on the dented up coffee table and leaned back on the chair. He was already chewing a big bite of the apple in one of his hands and nearly spat it all over the room when he added, "It's a perfect description. An accessory nipple is useless and just in the way. And most of the time embarrassing."  

And that? That was all she wrote. The laughing could no longer be contained. Brent literally fell on the floor and his co-senior began running in circles while screaming hysterically. And I just sort of sat there with this weird expression on my face which probably was some bizarre cross between uncomfortable and amused. You know, that way you look when you snicker at something terrible that you see on social media. 

But even worse was the fact that Sujata was my friend. I didn't defend her. I just sat there like someone watching a mugging in the street and feeling too scared to act.


On the way home I thought about the little babies that I'd seen in the newborn nursery with those extra mammary glands or accessory nipples. The parents pointing at the one, sometimes two little brownish peaks and asking if it was some sort of pimple or birth mark and me trying to explain through embryology that it was a "normal variant." Every single time, they'd look at me in horror as I tried unsuccessfully to reassure them about the random satellite teat that their sweet baby hadn't ditched in utero. Yup. Useless and just in the way. And most of the time embarrassing.  Pretty damn accurate description.

And this was the metaphor someone used to describe my friend as I sat by silently and allowed it. I'm still not certain why I didn't speak up, either. I'm ashamed of it even today.


I guess I am thinking about this today because I was talking to Isaiah about bullies yesterday. He asked me if anyone had ever bullied me. Quickly I told him "heck yes!",  reflecting on my awkward middle school years. Then he hit me with another question that got me thinking. "Did you ever stand by and let somebody get bullied without standing up for them?" 

He sort of pulled the wind from my chest on that one because instead of wandering back into high school or 6th grade, my mind squarely landed on Suji and residency. That "accessory nipple" line was one of many very, very mean things I heard about her without defending her. And so. I was honest. "Yeah, actually. I'm not so proud of that either." 

"Were you in 4th grade?" Isaiah pushed.

I twisted my mouth. "Honestly, son? I was a grown up. And some people who thought I was cool decided one of my friends wasn't. I was too scared of not being liked to speak up."

"As a grown up?"

"I know, right? I should have known better."

"Did your friend know that you weren't sticking up for her?"

I hate it when Isaiah's old soul rips the covers off of me. "Um. I sort of don't think so. Which I guess is the part that I've always felt bad about."

"Were you saying mean things about her, too, when she wasn't there?"

"Not so much. But sometimes I laughed."

Isaiah immediately looked disappointed in me when I said that part which sucked. "That's kind of being two-faced, mom." 

"Yeah, you're right. It wasn't cool."

"No, mom. It wasn't." It looked like he felt bad for giving me such a rough time so he added this to make me feel better. "But it's good when you think about something a long time and then realize a better thing to do. Like, now you tell us to always choose kindness."

I smiled. "Yeah. I guess you're right about that. And you know? It's good to let your kids and friends learn from what you did wrong."


And with that, he ran off to build Legos. 

The part Isaiah isn't seeing is the part of me that now fights for everyone around me to feel like a cool kid--especially my medical students and resident learners. In all these years I've never shaken Brent's stinging words: "Useless and just in the way. And most of the time embarrassing." I don't ever want to feel that way nor do I ever want someone else to feel that way in my presence. Man, I don't.


I've not gotten it all fully figured out. And Lord knows that I still have my days where I don't advocate for folks like I should. But I'm better than I used to be. And what I know for sure is that the real secret to being a cool kid is believing that you don't need to be.

Happy Thursday. And hey, Suji? I'm sorry. 

Now playing on my mental iPod. . . . this. . .

and also this. . . . 


  1. This one needs to go in the book.

    1. Did I tell you that I read yours? Your book, I mean.

  2. That old soul son of yours is something special. So is his mama.

    1. Oh, Angella. Isn't he something else? He makes me reflect so often. That boy. Thank you, friend.

  3. You are pretty special for talking about this publicly here and to your son. We've all done something like this and it feels bad after. Good for you for bringing it to light.

    1. It feels good to do that, don't you think? I mean, in a safe place like this. Weird to say it but here always feels safe. Amongst my other imperfect souls.

  4. We live and learn, don't we? It's when we live and don't learn that begets grief.

    1. Nance. Nance! Hey. Hey! Yes, we do, don't we? This is exactly what I think Isaiah was trying to tell me.

  5. This was in the past and you can't change the things that have already happened. You have spoken your remorse into the universe. You have confessed and you were forgiven long before the universe began. Let it go and leave it behind you.

    1. Hmmmm. Lisa, the "let it go and leave it behind you" tone of your comment suggests you've misunderstood my point. Let me be clear: I've long forgiven myself for many things--this included. This was a reflection, another way to remind myself of the fact that I'm a work in progress. Talking about those things in this community, with friend and especially with my children, I believe, gives others a reminder that we all are. . . works in progress, that is. For me, rehashing lessons learned is the entire point of most of my writing.

      Let it go? Me, I like to hold a little piece of the uncomfortable. That often serves as my moral compass. It doesn't suffocate me. It makes me feel like I'm growing.

  6. Now I want you for my doctor and my mom.

    I was bullied mercilessly as a child and I remember one day when it shifted to another kid and I was so relieved and felt awful for the other kid. Mostly I felt awful that I stood there and did nothing.

    You were honest with your son. You showed him you were flawed. That's not an easy thing to do and it's a wonderful gift to give to your son.

    1. Wow. Thanks for sharing that, Lily and also for your words. It's so weird how paralyzing that can be, isn't it? And I hope showing my clay feet helps my kids some day.


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