Phone conversation:
"Haiku, Dad. No, Daddy, you didn't miss anything on my last post. It's a form of, like, poetry. You know, haiku. I think it's Japanese. You break each line into syllables. Like this:
Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables last.
Get it? No?! The
point? It's poetry, Dad. Does poetry need a point? No,
everything doesn't need a point. . . . .
sigh."
So much for that.
But for the rest of you, I bring you a few moments from my life this week in haiku. ('Cause I'm all renaissance like that.) Wait. . .uh. . .haiku isn't exactly renaissance is it? Err. . .oh well.
TOP TEN RANDOMS
FROM THIS WEEK
IN THE FORM OF HAIKU
(and what I learned or thought about after)
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#10 Oh, de toilet.
One child vomiting
By midnight, one became two
and also two ends
Lessons learned: Regardless of what you think, it is possible for diarrhea--if explosive enough--to land on the wall several feet away from the commode. Particularly if you are five years old and sent into the loo unattended.
#9 It's a date.
I love the Oscars
Over Billy Crystal though
but not Scorsese
Two cents: My other favorite part is sending text messages back and forth during the show--especially with my partner in award show-watching crime, Nikki.
#8 Slo-Jo.
Still trying to run
Today was my best ever!
Wanna be Flo-Jo
Lesson learned: My friend Stacy H. told me that maybe I have been trying to run too fast. Today I set out and ran so slow that I am sure I looked totally ridiculous. But! I didn't have to walk as much! Yay! And no I didn't go very far but for me it was a milestone. Yay me!
#7 The Golden Girls.
Broke bread with girlfriends
All Grady doctor girlfriends
But all off the clock
Two cents: Every woman there had at least ten years under her belt at Grady. That means over a decade of friendship. In that time, we've celebrated each other as we've had babies, won awards, gotten married and even had more babies. But most of all we simply support and root for one another. That's something to toast to!
#6 I didn't read that in People!!
Seen on the Oscars!
Cameron and P. Diddy?!
Well, alrighty then.
Two cents: Whaaaaatt???? OMG!! Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez presented together!! Like both with P-Diddy pillow talk to share! Eeeww!! But they did both look a-mazing!! (Okay, clearly Nikki and I are the only ones who think this is OMG and newsworthy!)
#5 Excuse me, miss.
"I'm Dr. Manning."
"Nice to meet you, Miss Manning."
"Nice to meet you, too."
Two cents: "Miss" can be a term of endearment depending upon who says it.
#4 Sleep is for wimps.
Bed interrupted
All roads lead to Mommy's bed
Sick kids are sleep thieves
Lesson learned: Mommy + two vomit-prone boys plastered to her side on one fourth of the bed does not seem to be fair. All in love might be fair, but not in our bed when the kids are sick.
#3 Best. Job. Ever.
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| Small group Gamma |
Fun with my small groups
Teaching, laughing, so much joy
Especially joy
Two cents: Having a longitudinal teaching experience with my small group medical students has been so unbelievably special. I genuinely love every last one of them.
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| Small group Beta |
#2 Textapalooza.
Some epic texting
With my dear profesora
that might change the world
Two cents: Oh, profesora. I cherish you so. I know you will read this. And then you will text me. And I will text you right back with many heart emoticons. Because you are a wonderful person and friend with so many qualities I aspire to have. I'm so proud of you.
#1 Virtual village.
Dark words hit like fists
But you all stood beside me
and showed me the truth
Lesson learned: Writing here has opened me to a new form of community. But the way you all came to my side last week? Your words, your comments, your emails, your text messages? It reminded me quickly that love wins. I wasn't soliciting those kumbayah messages and comments, but dammit they came at a time when I truly needed them. Thank you for being a part of my village.
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Happy Sunday night at the Oscars!